Today, it seems as if you are bombarded with bad news in every direction. Some individuals are looking to escape the perils of society and move to a rural landscape. I'm here to warn you that even those areas have their fair share of tragedies.
It started on a warm, fall Saturday afternoon. A local woman was attempting to inventory her freezer after filling it with delicious pasture raised poultry.
- Some people blame the disaster on poor freezer organization.
- Others claim the woman was careless.
- There are even rumors of a rebel chicken cabal looking to punish the farmer for providing delicious food to their customers.
The lady was reaching into the top of the freezer when it happened. "It all happened so fast," she said. One minute she was examining the chicken and the next, a domino effect of flying frozen chicken was pouring out of the freezer like bullets out of a machine gun. The lady isn't a spring chicken herself but isn't exactly the age to "put out to pasture" so she was able to survive this brutal attack. She jumped out of the main onslaught of pouring frozen chicken pieces. However, she was unable to escape unscathed. One frozen chicken thigh pummeled onto her unsuspecting foot. (The photos are too graphic to share at this time.)
The lady's foot is expected to make a full recovery. The mental toll of witnessing an entire flock of flying frozen chickens hurling towards her is still unknown. She did state that "Enjoying a delicious meal of baked chicken thighs for supper did decrease the pain."
What can we do in a society where people are even being attacked by the contents of their freezers?
Don't worry! You can save others from this disaster buy purchasing your chicken from Growing Roots Farm. Each chicken purchased is one less that can be used as weapons against the poor farm wife.
Order your chicken and help save the feet of others here.
This tickled me 😂